PENIS INDEX

FIVE STOCKS.
ONE MASSIVE PACKAGE.

Creator fees buy Palantir, Eli Lilly, Netflix, IBM and SpaceX. Hold 10,000+ $PENIS and get your cut.

CHECK MY SIZE
THE ONLY INDEX WITH A MINIMUM LENGTH REQUIREMENT.
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PLTR · LLY · NFLX · IBM · SPCX

THE FIVE BEHIND $PENIS

One letter. One stock. You get the whole package.
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HOW $PENIS PAYS

Volume goes in. Stocks come out.
THE PACKAGE LINE
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TRADE $PENIS
Every buy and sell makes fees.
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FEES STACK UP
The treasury collects them.
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WE BUY THE FIVE
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PLTR. LLY. NFLX. IBM. SPCX.
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HOLDERS GET PAID
Own 10,000+ at snapshot. Get your pro-rata cut.
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MORE VOLUME. MORE FEES. MORE STOCKS.

ARE YOU BIG ENOUGH?

10,000 $PENIS gets you inside.
WALLET SIZE CHECK
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SIMPLE MATH: OWN 1% OF ELIGIBLE $PENIS → GET 1% OF THE DROP.
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THE FINE PRINT

No mystery meat. Here's how the package works.
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PROOF OF SIZE

Every buyback. Every drop. Onchain.
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BAY 01 LOADING
THE FIRST PACKAGE IS LOADING.
Receipts print here.
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GROW YOUR POSITION.

Buy $PENIS. Hold 10,000+. Get your cut of the five.

TRADE ON PONS
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GET INSIDE

1 GET A WALLET
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2 FUND IT
Add funds and gas.
3 BUY $PENIS
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4 HOLD 10,000+
Stay above the line at snapshot.
$PENIS PENIS INDEX
P Palantir · E Eli Lilly · N Netflix · I IBM · S SpaceX. Creator fees buy the package; eligible holders receive it pro rata.
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THE DEAL

Creator fees from $PENIS trading buy the five stocks on Pons. Wallets holding 10,000+ $PENIS at snapshot receive the shares pro rata.

RISK

$PENIS is a memecoin. Creator-fee revenue depends on trading volume. Stock purchases and distributions are not guaranteed. Token prices can fall. Verify the contract and rules before trading. Not investment advice. PENIS Index is not affiliated with Palantir, Eli Lilly, Netflix, IBM or SpaceX.

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ELIGIBILITY
NOT LIVE YET · NO CONTRACT EXISTS
Index constitution · sealed

THE PENIS INDEX

$PENIS
The ticker is not the joke.
The ticker is the methodology.
Peenie, the Penis Index assistant
Somebody had to build it.
The contract address drops on X and nowhere else.
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Past performance does not guarantee future length.